
insert right before echo $html; in index.php
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// random x-bender-like headers by kermit
$x_bender[] = "Slashdot rulz, digg droolz.";
$x_bender[] = "Blondes do have more fun, but redheads make sure YOU have more fun!";
$x_bender[] = "Sometimes life is like a box of chocolates, melting in the sun.";
$x_bender[] = "Wishy for President!";
$x_bender[] = "Miller.. Wisconsin swampwater.. in a can!";
$x_bender[] = "Fix Windows, install Ubuntu!";
// to add more items, simply follow the same format as above
srand((float) microtime() * 10000000); // supposedly can be omitted php 4.2 and up
$x_bender_random_pick = array_rand($x_bender, 1);
// prefix header entry with X- as shown below...
header("X-The-Truth: ".$x_bender[$x_bender_random_pick]);
inspired by slashdot's x-bender headers (visit their site with firefox's livehttpheaders extension).