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X-Bender-like random headers ;)

Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 6:09 am
by kermit
absolutely, completely serves no purpose except to make a statement to the < 0.01% of people that'll actually examine your response headers... 

;D


insert right before echo $html; in index.php

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// random x-bender-like headers by kermit
$x_bender[] = "Slashdot rulz, digg droolz.";
$x_bender[] = "Blondes do have more fun, but redheads make sure YOU have more fun!";
$x_bender[] = "Sometimes life is like a box of chocolates, melting in the sun.";
$x_bender[] = "Wishy for President!";
$x_bender[] = "Miller.. Wisconsin swampwater.. in a can!";
$x_bender[] = "Fix Windows, install Ubuntu!"; 
// to add more items, simply follow the same format as above
srand((float) microtime() * 10000000); // supposedly can be omitted php 4.2 and up
$x_bender_random_pick = array_rand($x_bender, 1);
// prefix header entry with X- as shown below...
header("X-The-Truth: ".$x_bender[$x_bender_random_pick]);
word of caution... be very careful mukking around with headers.

inspired by slashdot's x-bender headers (visit their site with firefox's livehttpheaders extension).