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boygirls12

offtopic: Funny joke ;)

Post by boygirls12 »

timeoff, people! funny joke here :)))

Girls vs boys

Girls' English

1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. May-b = No
4. It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now
5. Do what u want = You'll pay 4 this later
6. We need to talk = I need to bitch
7. Sure .... Go ahead = I don't want you too
8. I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, u stupid moron
9. How much do u love me? = I did something today your not goin' like me 4
10. Is my butt fat? = Tell me i'm beautiful
11. You have to learn to communicate! = Just agree with me
12. Are you listening to me? = Too late, you're dead

Guy's English

1. I'm hungry = I'm hungry
2. I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy
3. I'm tired = I'm tired
4. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you
5. Can I take you to dinner? = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you
6. Can I call you sometime? = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you
7. May I have this dance? = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you
8. Nice dress = Nice cleavage
9. You look tensed, let me give you a massage = I want to fondle you
10. What's wrong? = What meaningless self inflicted pshychological trauma are you going through now?
11. What's wrong? = I guess sex tonight is out of the question
12. I'm bored = Do you want to have sex?
13. I love you = Let's have sex right now
14. I love you too = Okay i said it we'd better have sex now!
15. Let's talk = I am tryin' to impress you by shown that I'm a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me!
16. Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegel 4 you to have sex with other guys

you like it? ;)
Last edited by boygirls12 on Mon Oct 16, 2006 1:04 pm, edited 1 time in total.
xiva

Re: offtopic: Funny joke ;)

Post by xiva »

I was loughing.  ;D
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Re: offtopic: Funny joke ;)

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True  ;D ;D ;D
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